I am amazed. Olivier Sarr isn’t human.
So, Olivier Sarr got jacked:
Will have more coming later, but throwing this out now: Olivier Sarr is 243 pounds now. Looks completely different physically. Played last season between 200-210.
— Conor O'Neill (@ConorONeillWSJ) June 28, 2018
I don’t understand how this is possible, but I’ve been thinking. Here are some of my ideas as for how this is possible,
- Super Shredder Ooze
- Super Soldier Serum, a la Steve Rogers
- Presence of X Gene
- Charles Barkley Diet
- Hyperbolic Time Chamber
- Olivier ate Brandon Childress
- Distant relation to Andre The Giant
- Olivier is actually Teen Wolf and is also super hairy now
- Special Wonderland cakes
- Gamma Radiation
- Olivier was weighed in Kevlar clothes
- Issues with conversion from kilograms (he’s French, after all)
- Shaq gave him some in a revolutionary weight transference program
- Reverse hunger strike
- Stress eating due to Bryant Crawford’s departure
- They weighed Doral Moore instead and got confused
- Olivier ACTUALLY had a toy rocket in his pocket on the scale
- There’s some French mega growth spurt I wasn’t aware of
- The power of the three demandments of Hulkamania
- He was inspired to get a compliment from Booker T (okay, no more wrestling jokes, I promise)
- He just now discovered Cookout shakes and can’t stop
- Hard work and proper diet. What? It’s possible.
Got any other possibilities? Share them in the comments. I’ll go back to shaking my head in disbelief.
—SF
