As you might have heard, Virginia plays at a relatively slow tempo. That is indeed true. And sure, you can go ahead and keep making jokes at the Hoos' expense, but I think it's worth noting that 20% of the ACC is playing slower than UVA right now. If you feel like taking a vacation from UVA, you've got Syracuse, Clemson, and Miami (dead last in I-A) there for the joshing (the Cuse-Miami game last week had 49 possessions). Pitt and BC are also in the vicinity.
I'm just trying to offer up some options since I heard Tony Bennett crying in his office the other day. He doesn't warrant the full brunt, people! Just because he can also build a team that plays defense doesn't mean he deserves ire piled on top of ire, day after day! You owe this man and the packline some respect!