Red Panda is the obvious choice.
The NCAA and ESPN are teaming up to bring a Super Bowl-esque halftime show to the College Football Playoff title game this season, as they’ve announced that an “A-list musician” will be booked to perform at a concert at Centennial Olympic Park during halftime of the championship game, which is being held at Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta.
Now, of course, I know what you all are thinking. The obvious best choice for this halftime show would be an extended Red Panda performance in which she flips at least 10 bowls onto her head at once.
Red Panda, the NBA’s legendary acrobatic halftime act, has no plans to hang up her unicycle anytime soon https://t.co/1iAsX144OP pic.twitter.com/Zod8wtPNA0
— Complex (@Complex) April 26, 2017
“But it says ‘musician,’ Pat! You moron, they clearly have already ruled her out.”
Potentially, you guys, but let’s keep in mind that no one makes more beautiful halftime show ‘music’ than Red Panda, whose unicycle-riding antics have captivated millions with a harmonious display of beauty.
I say we start a movement, now.
Let’s get it trending on Twitter with a very catchy and simple hashtag (#HireRedPandaForTheCFPHalftimeShowYouIdiots). Let’s send numerous tweets and letters and make countless, nonstop phone calls to ESPN. Let’s get a petition going with the government if we have to - as long as we make as much noise as possible.
Red Panda NEEDS to perform at the CFP championship halftime show. It’s just too perfect.
Let’s make it happen, folks.
