For some reason Deadspin is doing college football previews, and the ACC preview is titled "The ACC sucks, but you should watch it anyway. Ok I'm in, let's see where this takes us.
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Some people will tell you that the SEC East is the most miserable division in all of college football. Do no listen to these people. They are liars who know nothing, for they have not spent three seasons covering the ACC Coastal.
Well, there is a difference between inept and having parity. I'm inclined to believe the ACC falls in the latter.
After stating the ACC is terrible without any facts, we get this quality nugget...
The key here is to not mistake terrible with unwatchable. The ACC is actually a good time because even though the end result is usually pre-ordained—Florida State goes undefeated and rolls whatever team the Coastal can offer—any team can win any game leading up to that point, and that’s pretty fun to watch. I mean, even trash teams like Virginia win three games in conference play. Anything is possible, man.
Shots fired at UVA. The article goes on to rank the ACC teams in the following 3 categories.
The Best of the Worst: FSU, Georgia Tech, and Clemson
The Mehh Teams Definitely Not Worth Your Time: Duke, UNC, NC State, Louisville, Pitt, Miami, and Virginia Tech
The Worst of the Worst: Wake Forest, Syracuse, and Virginia
Check out the full article if this very brief synopsis hasn't completely turned you off. Oh, and if it wasn't completely predictable, every article taking a shot at the ACC has to include this photo. Deadspin checked that box too.
